Doc, doc, doc!

Yes?

I’m from the future, the year 2017.

I came here in a time machine that you invented.

You have to help me get back, you’re the only one who knows how it works.

Time machine?

I haven’t invented any time machine.

I’m telling you doc, you gotta believe me.

Then tell me future boy, who’s president of the United States in 2017?

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Donald Trump

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