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Two cops at funeral
A: I can’t believe he died like that, slipping on a banana peel and accidentally shooting himself.
B: Tragic way for a cop to go.
B: His partner is taking it pretty bad.
B: His own father was a drunk, so he looked up to him, as a mentor and a father figure.
A: I hear he’s sworn revenge, not sure how you take revenge against fruit though.
B: It’s a shame, they were working a big case.
A: And it was personal.
B: But after that he was meant to be out, only two weeks from retirement.
A: His poor wife, they only got married last month.
A: And they just found out she’s expecting.
A: Actually I can totally believe he died like that.
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