EDIT: I would like to state that I am aware that this is an old joke. I fucked up, I probably remembered it and thought I came up with it. Sorry for that.
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Am I… Am I dead?
Yes, I know this is a lot to take in.
And you’re… are you…?
God? Yes. I’m sure you have a lot of quest—
WHO DID 9/11!!!
I mean it must have been an inside job. It doesn’t make sense otherwise! Jet fuel can’t melt steal. Look at the footage, is that even a plane? But who was responsible, Bush? It must have been. That was a controlled explosion, buildings don’t just fall over. Was there a miniature black hole in the basement, that would explain the fall pattern, but what about the second tower? Was there even a second tower? And why would they do it? Was it to get into Iraq? Was it to appease the reptilians?
Whoa! Slow down there!
It was just Al-Qaeda.
Oh… Ok then…
This goes higher up than I thought.