Willy Wonka: Here’s a new one we’ve been working on. Big-Me and Little-Me.

You ever go to a theme park but you’re too short to go on the roller coaster?

Well, just chew on a Big-Me and you’ll grow an inch taller.

Then you just chew on a Little-Me when the ride is over and you’ll be back to your normal self.

But don’t eat too many. One time an Oompa-Loompa snuck in here and ate an entire barrel of Big-Me.

Kid: What happened to him?

He became president.