Author commentary… from the FUTURE!
There’s an alternate version of this (check my tumblr at the top of the page, I think it’s there, I’m lazy and it's nothing special anyway) where I replaced the mafia with mobs from minecraft. The thing is though, that was the original joke. It came to me playing minecraft, but mobs (as in mafia) are more universal than mobs (as in minecraft) so I switched it. It works a lot better that way.
Also, hey, look under the counter in frame four. The bee problem is getting serious.