Remember, if it's bigger than your elbow then don't put it up your butt. Unless you really want to I guess, whatever, I don't really care.
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At doctor’s office: So what’s stuck in your butt this time?
Patient: My butt!?
Patient: Doctor, I am offended…
That you would just assume that I am here for butt related reasons.
Doc: Well, you’ve done it before.
Patient: So? What does it matter if I’ve had something stuck up my butt once or twice before?
Doc: Multiple times.
Patient: Whatever! The point is that I can still have non-butt related ailments.
Doc: Fine, I’m sorry.
Now, tell me what’s wrong with you.
Patient: It’s my peehole doc, I put worms in my peehole.